i am the man on the moon

i am the man on the moon
i saw the fork run away with the spoon
i sit in my crater, waiting for my waiter
to bring the cheese that i asked for, please

i am the man on the moon
the woman should be coming soon
i told her to be here when the stars were out
so i thought she would be here without a doubt

i am the man on the moon
i flew up here on a balloon
i was very lucky it didn't pop
but sometimes i wish i'd just fall and drop

i am the man on the moon
a single man humming a tune
with one single note to a song with one single word
but it's the prettiest song i've ever heard